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Notes Fine line.There is such a fine line between, “well, at least it keeps them occupied,” and “IF I FUCKING HEAR THAT MOTHERFUCKING TOY ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I’M GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT.”
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Notes Casual ReminderManipulative people who purposely push your buttons in a subtle way in order to get a visceral reaction from you are shitty people. They will try to convince you that YOU’RE the manipulative, crazy, and irrational one for simply reacting to their manipulative bullshit, and then try and make it seem like they’re the calm, logical one.
YES! Yes. yes. yes. Always.
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Notes OMG. Poop.The scene: I’m sitting at my desk, trying to be professional, getting work done. Suddenly, there is a shout from the bathroom.Jack: MAMA. It’s a LOT OF POOPMe: Then wipe it.Jack: MAMA. Come watch me.Me: No. I don’t want to watch you.Jack: I don’t want you to WIPE me. Just watch and make sure I get it all.Me: NO.Jack: ARGH.Silence.Jack (stage whisper): SAM. C’mere.Sam: (running)Whispered convo from the bathroom:Jack: Sam, see that? did I get it?Sam: Hmmm. Nope. There’s a little bit on that side.Jack: ARGH. OK, how bout now?Sam: Welllllllll……Yes. Yes, you’re done. WAIT!!! No, I see some right…THERE.Jack: NO WAY. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Okay, I guess I’ll have to use ANOTHER wipe. That’s six now.Me: SIX?!?! You need to STOP. WASTING. BABY. WIPES.Jack: WOULD YOU JUST COME CHECK ME!…….and mommy pours another glass of wine. -
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Notes Not my classiest quote.Shooting a wedding with L.
L, when it’s time to do the groomsmen portraits: “Time to go do the guys in the locker room.”
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Notes the way jewel should be.my living room. quiet at last. late at night.
my husband, picking up random toys after a wild day.
picks up a T-Rex. examines it’s laughably inadequate arms.
bursts into song:
“my hands are small, i know, but they’re
not yours, they are my own.
not yours, they are my own and
i am never broken.”
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Notes so i’m glad i’m mostly anonymousbecause tonight i’m f-ing drunk. it was a bit of A Day if you know what I mean. And I have eaten more than my share of cookie cake with buttercream frosting, because “i deserve it.” yeah. so anyway.
all i want tonight is to move myself and my family to my dream home in st elmo, tn. Right this minute.
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Notes F you more, Monday.OK, fine, I was wrong. The screaming wailing whining children climbing on me while I attempt to work and the destroyed house and burned dessert convinced me otherwise.
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Notes F you, Monday.Hey, Monday! I survived the Post Office at rush hour with THREE BOYS FIVE AND UNDER when the damn APM was broken, waiting in an endless line for years and years today.
Translation? I CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU THROW AT ME EVER, BITCH.
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Notes boysboysboysthis is what i had the honor of overhearing just now:
Jack to Sam: it smells like stinky diapers.
Sam: It smells like me farting.
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(Source: going4fit, via photolodico)
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True friends know what you really need in life. Encouragement and organic buffalo wings.
